Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park

You wake up behind the wheel of a car. There is a lion, a large lion sitting in the middle of the road. Is this a dream? Are you just in a safari park? Here are the five telltale signs.

1) Are there other people in the car? Do you recognise them? Does one of them have a look of fear? Does one of them have a look of contempt? They are your children.

2) As well as the lion, are there other animals around? Can you see other big cats? A herd of majestic wildebeests? You are in a safari park.

3) Are there other cars? Is one of them beeping his horn angrily? Is the lion still lying there? Has he moved and eaten anyone yet? You are in a safari park.

4) Do you remember paying a lot for this experience? You are in a safari park.

5) Has a monkey broken your aerial? You are in a safari park.